Dettol soap

I just opened a new bottle of Dettol bath soap today. And now i smell like a walking toilet. How nice. Never ever buy pine fragrance soaps.

Soap problems aside, i can slack for a bit now. No more irritating MATH PTS. MUAHAHAHAHA.

I am on top of the world. And I have nothing to blog about AGAIN. Inspiration evades me.

ladida.

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Grace pong's failed attempt at TWIT LANGUAGE. This is a serious issue.

-Zen- says:
grace pong !
GRACE! says:
yozzzz! howzzz are eeuuuuxxx?
GRACE! says:
amg my attempt at twit is PHAIL

Omg that is seriously FAIL LAH.

3 things one should never use in twit language:
1) The word 'yo'
2) Too many 'z's
3) Too many 'u's

The correct way to say hi in twit language:
Hiies!! Got miss miie mahhs??

The correct way to say bye in twit language:
Buaiis. see euu again tomorrow kays.

Omg I am such a seasoned pro. I am amazed that i still remember the language of my yesteryears. I sound like a grandmother.

Twit language is so PASSE. So if you are still using it, please bang your head against the wall, once, twice, or if you please, thrice. Banging your head against the wall is good for your mental health. It destroys cancer cells, blahblahblahblahscientificexplanationblahblahblahblah.

Blah is a good word.