Haha i just realised that I have already done my 100th post without realising it. Ahhh I missed the chance to feel happy over it. Trying to do my Biology homework without getting distracted, which is of course impossible. Nobody likes to find out what the chemical reaction is between egg shells and vinegar when they actually can go blogsurfing and look for tiny glass bottles on ebay.
Physics is 100x worse. I HATE waves. Why did I even take physics??? Its like the most irritating boogy buffalo subject in ________. Use your imagination again.
Oh yes and today I blew 5 bucks on stuff like food, a cheap plastic ruler, and 2 even cheaper blue gel pens. Blah says that I should help advertise for all the eraser-making companies because I love erasers so much I have 3 in my pencil case at any one time. heh.
5 never to be forgotten rules in eraser buying.
1) Always squeeze it to test its squishability, so the eraser can double up as a stress ball during exam periods.
2) Always make sure it is cheap. You can draw more smiley faces guiltlessly
3) Always make sure it is never a paperchase/china-made eraser. Paperchase steals money from people, and china-made erasers steal paper fibres from your worksheet.
4) Always make sure you blow all your tarnished and greenish 5-cent coins on it so that the uncle at the drinks stall won't throw you dirty looks anymore.
5) Always make sure that you get a discount.
Cheers.
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