mrt manners

10 things to do on a MRT train:
1) Hang your wet smelly shirt on the handle rail.
2) Cut your toenails, fingernails.
3) Slurp up maggi noodles.
4) Occupy 3 seats at once.
5) Clean the floor with your butt and air your shoes at the same time.
6) Take the handles as monkey bars and swing like an orang utan.
7) Scratch your foul smelling armpits.
8) Speak colourful language loudly into your phone- a slew of hokkien vulgarities.
9) Start snoring and allowing your drooping head to go in all directions, including your neighbour's shoulder.
10) Shove your way through like a typical kiasu aunty carrying 1 bag of diapers, and another bag of maggi mee.

And many many more.