i want a piano

I WANT A PIANO.
I WANT A PIANO.
I WANT A PIANO.
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Someone speaks without thinking.

Ridiculous dialogue with papa-pants No. 248
Me: Can you buy lunch?
PP (brainlessly): What lunch.

Ridiculous dialogue with papa-pants No.176
MP: Can you drive me to Tanah Merah?
PP (watching TV): Drive what.

Ridiculous dialogue with papa-pants No.124
MP: Help clear the table lah.
PP (picking teeth): What table.

And thats not the end of it. Theres always more where that came from.

And of course there was the time when we were at some airport and they identified you by your thumbprint. Theres this machine on the counter that reads your thumbprint and all you have to do is stick your thumb on it. But apparently NOOOOO, PP was not thinking again.

What happened:
Person who stamps passports gestures with thumb after checking his passport.
PP sticks out thumb in front of the person's face with gusto.
I could have died. From laughter.

I hope he doesn't do that again.