braces

I got my braces for my top row of teeth today. I can't freaking close my mouth comfortably.

But the brackets are shiny! Ok, maybe not really, but shinier than yours anyway.

I hereby congratulate all those wonderfully perfect people who have shiny white teeth without needing to look like a walking metal grin for 2 years or so.

And I pity those who have teeth that are neither here nor there, because you can't decide whether you need braces or not, simply because your teeth are both perfect and imperfect, depending on the conditions:

1) The lighting
2) The mirror
3) Your eyes
4) Angle of sight
5) Photoshop

And so, you are stuck on the fence because you are deluded.

For now, i am a new member of the group of walking metal grins, assuming that i do grin, and if so with some degree of discomfort.

Stop gawking already. Your eyes will burn, because my braces are too shiny.