Words you will hardly find together in one sentence:
Tissue and radiation
Neopets and quantum physics.
Toenails and Cold Storage.
Facebook and Hello Kitty.
Shoelaces and blue cheese.
Just one of the many random thoughts of the day. I thought about it while wiping my nose.
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Super lame conversation between me and Li Ting at 3.30pm GMT +8
We were outside Queen staffroom and LT was trying to find another elusive teacher, Mr Bryden Chew.
LT: Extension 853! Eh I very scared to call leh.
Me: Just call lah. Just say, 'hello may I speak to Mr Chew please?' He won't chew you up.
Did you get it? Its staring at you right in the face you dodo. A PUN. Am I smart or what.
Anyway, we ended up jumping outside the staff room, hoping to spot a Bryden Chew head above all the desk partitions.
I hope I didn't look too much like a deranged ostrich.
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