Saturday, 21 February 2009

Math pt sucks

MATH PT SUCKS.

I 200% hate math now. Why do I need to support a supposedly non-existent debate on the issue of older workers in the workforce? WHY? I have so much more important things to do, like CmPS proposal, which suckily, also sucks.

Well, here it is.

Dear stupid reindeer,

here is the 'detailed' and extremely 'useful' analysis of older workers' profiles and recommendations to your cabinet. Yes, and i mean your cabinet. Because obviously you are not related at all to the real cabinet, since you are just a bogus director. Although I don't really understand what is the relationship between older workers and a cupboard. Well well well, who cares.

Anyway, according to a detailed analysis of grandmothers' profile pictures, it is apparent that older workers' profiles don't look very good, because they have white hair and wrinkly skin. You can retrieve the statistical evidence from your own grandmother. And that should be easily done because I assume you have a photo of your dear old granny on your cabinet.

I recommend that you recommend to your cabinet to stop controlling your mind and asking your poor dying workers to do ridiculous things for you. Comparing grandmothers of Singapore with grandmothers of Japan, Japanese grandmothers look far better than you, according to a comparison between your profile picture and a Japanese grandmother named 'Ihatereindeer'.

Therefore i beseech you, dear director, to go and find the rest of the info yourself, because as you can see, it is unfortunately practically impossible to find anything that is relevant to what you want me to find because I am not in a good mood, since Christmas won't come for another 10 months, and I won't get to see any reindeer.

i was just typing randomly without thinking. Don't bother.

Yes and i know its not funny. Its not supposed to be funny.

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