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BACK FROM RINGERS CHALET.

I hope my laptop missed me. Chalet was super wacko, and we had it at some ulu place called Aloha Changi. The bungalow was ok, but the floor is quite something grouse about. It got so sticky and dirty with like 20 plus people walking all over the place. And summore its tiled with tiny squares. Look so OLD. And the stupid TV wasn't working properly. And that was our only tiny connection with the nice old(new) familiar modern techno world i am so used to. Our movie marathon was destroyed because of it. The screensaver was damn annoying. And we couldn't on the aircon cos have to pay. ): I was thinking of sleeping inside the fridge while dreaming in my sleep. (Is it possible to think of sleeping while you are sleeping?)

Complains aside, Chalet was FUN. We brought lots of food and had a BBQ, and i ate enough to feed 10 cows. We also probably consumed enough potatoes(chips) to earn potato farmers enough profits to last a lifetime. Tried to sleep but failed miserably.

I have something to say. It is quite impossible to sleep beside Michelle.
There are a few reasons:
1) you could temporarily be turned into a bolster.
2) You will need to spend a fortune on sleeping pills since her laughter rings like a bell. >> C4
3) You will never get to sleep because whatever you say makes her laugh like she got intoxicated with laughing gas, which leads us to point 2.
4) You will have to spend your night sitting on her face to muffle her peals of laughter.
5) It would not be very comfortable.

2 things I learnt about Becky.
1) She does not sleep with aircon.
2) She has an affinity for warmth. Unlike me.

3 things I learnt about Banana.
1) She takes 30 mins to bathe.
2) She likes black and white polka dots.
3) She likes soft toys because they are useful as head warmers.

1 thing you just learnt about me.
1) I cannot live without the technological breakthrough called the air conditioner.