BWAHAHAHA

Do you know what i think of you? I have zero respect for you. You think that you are pro and or that. But let me tell you, you are just a stupid fat pig who escaped from the farm. You STINK so badly and you are so ugly, so short, so unmanly, and so unattractive. I shall never be able to finish describing all your flaws.

FYI I am not a punching bag, so please don't treat me like one. If you want to have your way by shouting and giving all your senseless reasons to support yourself, you probably just do so to make yourself feel better. And you know what? I will just feel like spitting in your face, because you look ridiculously dumb when you do that. So PLEASE don't make me puke. YOU are the one who started it all. I laugh when you say that I am the one who started it. It can't ALWAYS be your way. Your behaviour is not unlike a selfish and bastardly pig. It was definitely 110% fun watching you agitate yourself further.

And prove your machoness by pushing me? Oh please. That is such a dumb joke. Please be reminded that I am not fine white china, and that I will never break under your wimpish and sissyish attempt to hurt me in your humorous anger. I am no longer a 4-year old crybaby mind you.

You think shouting and screaming like a imbecile works? You are so immature. You are such an idiot. I take pleasure in exposing your wondrous creations of plain stupidity and dumbness. They surpass all works of Michelangelo and the likes. Your pitiful attempts at showing your prowess at instilling a sense of fear certainly doesn't go very far. So please, to prevent everyone's grey matter from melting away due to your undoubtedly natural stupidity and horrible appearance, i suggest you take a break and look in the mirror.

I think the mirror might just crack.