I cannot survive without food. (anyway, who can?) Ok. Amendment. I cannot survive without non-local food. I need cheeseburgers, sushi and pizza and blahblahblah. No wonder i'm getting fat.
Or maybe i laughed too much. Laugh and get fat seems like fine advice until you try it and it works. Oh, and add sashimi too. HAHA. You are sitting down wherever you are and wondering: What sort of idiot blogs about laughing and getting fat??? In the 21st century, the most popular diet would probably be the one where they invent comfortable mouth clamps and anti-humour pills to keep you from laughing. (and getting fat)
Oh wait. I just forgot we are already living in the 21st century. Unfortunately, no one has had the same brain waves as me and still the world is deprived of mouth clamps and anti-humour pills, and spoilt with too much LAUGHTER.
If you haven't realised, im feeling sinister and cynical today, and anything overly happy, excited or sickeningly cute makes me feel like squashing it. HAHA. [wait. why am i laughing?] Pardon me for my morbid thoughts.
You are probably wondering wth is the whole point of this post.
Unfortunately, i don't know myself.
Maybe its because someone was laughing at me.
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